In America we eat man semen.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You don't make any sense
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