Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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