I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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