im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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