You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
