Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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