i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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