So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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