What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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