Well douche your snatch and let's go!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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