Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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