is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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