I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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