I looked at my own cervix.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
