Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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