she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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