So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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