so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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