I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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