When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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