I wanna passion pit in your ass
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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