How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
