So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
