I'm so fucking centered right now
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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