My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize