Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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