it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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