I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
If that was your dad, he is hot
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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