I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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