S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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