What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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