How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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