I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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