wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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