So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize