You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
