like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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