the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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