Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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