quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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