I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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