oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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