office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize
