i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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