She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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