Your tits are I can't wait for
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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