i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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