I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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