those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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