no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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