That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Can Purell be used as lube?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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