he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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