Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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