My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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